FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW
THIS IS A TRUMPET
THIS IS A TROMBONE
THIS IS A TUBA
AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
You mean trumpet
Big ass trumpet
I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU
AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT
those are some fancy guitars
I love tumblr
I hate tumblr
me: they’re so wonderful I love them
my sister: I am going to throw a blanket over you to hide your disgusting fangirl self from the world
One thing I love about In The Flesh, or most british/european TV shows in general as opposed to american shows, is that it’s not all perfectly high gloss. They live in normal houses and wear normal clothes. Not every single person on screen is super beautiful and sexy and dressed to the nines all day even though they’re just chilling on the couch.
Kieren’s parents look like parents. They aren’t some supermodel version of your mum and dad. Sue wears horrible mum clothes and no makeup. Steven has his grannish jeans.
Basically everyone in Roarton wears the most hideous clothes ever but that’s how people from a small village look like.
Simon is the sexy mysterious love interest but he doesn’t look like an Abercrombie model.
It’s more real, more tangible. It’s closer to what you actually see in your everyday life. They don’t sell you some idealised version of your life just one slightly more adventurous.
How to make comics
My first vine
I wish more cartoons taught young girls that if a man harasses you or annoys you or whatever you should blow him up with a bazooka and feel no remorse :)))
Ivy leaned back to avoid the propulsion blast. They’ve done this before.
I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh”
CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless
Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.
So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.
I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.
After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.
She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES.
This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.
Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.
do not think about your crush in an old sweatshirt with scruffy hair and a sleepy smile ok dont think about them humming to themselves as they make breakfast in this attire ok dont think about how the light hits them as they sit down across from you and eat breakfast ok just dONT
reasons to love bilbo baggins
- suSPEnders???? he straiHGNTESN HIS SUSPEND ERS
- he maKES noises he sounds like a mouse 90% of the time
- he aint afrAid to put thorin oakenshield in his plac e #respect
- feeET F EEE T FEEET !!! FEET
- when he was in erebor with balin and he made a noise i started crying in the theater
- "well done master baggins" "*waves hand dismissively*"
- u see him sad a lo t it hruts
- when he was in thranduil’s wine cellars he stomped on the floor 2 get the door open if that isnt the cutest thing don t talk 2 mebye
- he sTEALS THE AR KESNTONE AND GIVES IT TOTHE ELVES BC HE WANTS EVERYONE 2 GET ALONG AND BE NICE AND NOT KILL EACH OTHE R!!!
- hes chubby and hes small enough 2 where you can probably hold him like a baby
- eARS EARS EARE A SRARS!!
"And thus it was, a Fourth Age of Middle-earth began. And the Fellowship of the Ring, though eternally bound by friendship and love, was ended.”