Things I Never Learned In High School

clevergirlhelps:

sweetandlovelygirl7:

w0lf-eyes:

  • How to do taxes
  • What taxes are
  • How to vote
  • What political parties are
  • How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
  • How to write a check/balance a check book
  • Anything to do with banking
  • How to do loans for college
  • How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
  • How to buy a car or house

but I’m so glad I know the fucking pythagorean theorem

thank you

didn’t learn any of this in college either

yoooooo (part II)

BONUS

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just play it
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julystorms:

thatonearminobsessedwithlevi:

lancecorporalfabulous:

zelkam:

image

I’m going to stab someone in a second.

stab me with your dick

HAHAHAHAHHA

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The cast members were asked to guess who was who by only looking at pictures of the other cast members’ feet (X)

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powercuddle:

free-parking:

i found my new wardrobe

i need henry the eighth to reside over my crotch like some fucked up guardian who will behead or divorce all who dare try and pass him

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cosplaytutorial:

Corset Making: A Resource Guide by Random Tuesday

View the full guide here:
http://randomtuesday.wordpress.com/2014/06/03/corset-making-a-resource-guide/

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nikitaduncan:

imagineyourotp:

Imagine your otp getting drunk and cooking together.

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Pro Tip

news-from-alex:

If a little kid draws something and you see it but can’t tell what it is don’t guess at what it is or ask “what is that” because it totally discourages them because they think it’s a bad drawing

Instead ask them if they’ll tell you about their drawing, it gives them a chance to tell you what it is and the parts of it that are important to them and you don’t make them feel bad

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Popular HP text posts- part 1 (click for hq) 

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loyalty-honour-a-willing-heart:

oakenbranch:

at one point on the journey thorin has probably had to sit down with his legs crossed on the dirt and rebraid his hair with his cute chubby fingers (◡‿◡✿)

#bilbo would totes have to help him (via snow-after-fires)

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radiorcrist:

Some of the things that makes me sad:

  • King Fili
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melkorwashere:

actually I don’t get tumblr hobbit posters hysteric but gandalf and galadriel on this one are just….fabulous x))) 

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bofur-of-ered-luin:

The cast of The Lord of the Rings laughing (at their own jokes) // LOTR behind the scenes

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maid-en-china:

Modern day reinterpretation of Edgar Allan Poe’s The Black Cat.

The next one will probably be The Fall of the House of Usher :)

(Part of the Poe series. View The Raven here)

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blck-kng:

We Are All Made of Stars

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