#Lestrade reminds me of that sarcastic single father #always poking his nose into his teenage son’s business #like #Dad why are you in my room what are you DOING #….IT’S A DRUGS BUST #DAD I DON’T DO DRUGS OMG #I know but you’ve been really standoffish lately and coming home late #and last night you brought home a pink suitcase #Son I’d love you no matter what but I’d appreciate it if you didn’t hide things from me #Dad omg Dad stop JOHN IS OVER omg #and on all of the first dates Lestrade takes them to the side #and is all try not to punch him #he’s my son okay and I know he can be hard to handle but #don’t punch him #or hurt him #if you do I will arrest you #you little fucker #HA HA HA I’m kidding I’m sure you’re great #and when the date didn’t work out #DAD THEY DUMPED ME #well don’t commit suicide #omg Dad omg I can’t #Or when the kid is younger and wants to know what sex is #NOT MY DIVISION ASK YOUR MOTHER #but Dad- #ASK YOUR MOTHER can’t talk I am busy #/shoves doughnut in mouth #And when later on his kid is an adult and announces they’re getting married #OH MY GOD REALLY?! #Dad…

I can’t, even. Reblogging for the notes, obviously. Read them if you want a snort in your tea, or coffee, or non caffeinated beverage if you are an alien. Oh! Oh! Just thought of another one!

#Dad, I wanted a holiday with JUST John! You just had one! #Well, I fancied another. #Dad! #And I have the room right next to yours…hello John! #DAD

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Mutation: it is the key to our evolution. It is how we have evolved from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, and normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia, evolution leaps forward.

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How does this make you feel? 


Watch the full short film here

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  #lok  #aang


Following the World Cup? Here is Mandy Barker’s “Penalty – The World,” comprised of footballs from 38 different countries.

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Benedict Cumberbatch was asked what character he’d be if he was in Star Wars. This was his response.

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how do extras in music videos get anything done instead of gaping at the artist the entire time?

My friend Mary was an extra on a Justin bieber music video and she kept hiding his water bottles to piss him off

Your friend mary is an inspiration to us all

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The best part is he gets slowly more annoyed

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Netflix ships destiel.

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PLEASE do not use the word “nazi” whenever germany pisses you off that is unacceptable

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"Who is this?" "The good-looking guy in the sunglasses at your ten o’clock."

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"Shall we play, Doctor?”

"This way, Sir.”

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this is my original LOTR character, his name is Gundalf and he is Gandalf’s brother who uses a gun


i’m glad i’ve saved this image for so long

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Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”

Grandpa yes.

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