#Lestrade reminds me of that sarcastic single father #always poking his nose into his teenage son’s business #like #Dad why are you in my room what are you DOING #….IT’S A DRUGS BUST #DAD I DON’T DO DRUGS OMG #I know but you’ve been really standoffish lately and coming home late #and last night you brought home a pink suitcase #Son I’d love you no matter what but I’d appreciate it if you didn’t hide things from me #Dad omg Dad stop JOHN IS OVER omg #and on all of the first dates Lestrade takes them to the side #and is all try not to punch him #he’s my son okay and I know he can be hard to handle but #don’t punch him #or hurt him #if you do I will arrest you #you little fucker #HA HA HA I’m kidding I’m sure you’re great #and when the date didn’t work out #DAD THEY DUMPED ME #well don’t commit suicide #omg Dad omg I can’t #Or when the kid is younger and wants to know what sex is #NOT MY DIVISION ASK YOUR MOTHER #but Dad- #ASK YOUR MOTHER can’t talk I am busy #/shoves doughnut in mouth #And when later on his kid is an adult and announces they’re getting married #OH MY GOD REALLY?! #Dad…
I can’t, even. Reblogging for the notes, obviously. Read them if you want a snort in your tea, or coffee, or non caffeinated beverage if you are an alien. Oh! Oh! Just thought of another one!
#Dad, I wanted a holiday with JUST John! You just had one! #Well, I fancied another. #Dad! #And I have the room right next to yours…hello John! #DAD
Mutation: it is the key to our evolution. It is how we have evolved from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, and normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia, evolution leaps forward.
Following the World Cup? Here is Mandy Barker’s “Penalty – The World,” comprised of footballs from 38 different countries.
Benedict Cumberbatch was asked what character he’d be if he was in Star Wars. This was his response.
how do extras in music videos get anything done instead of gaping at the artist the entire time?
My friend Mary was an extra on a Justin bieber music video and she kept hiding his water bottles to piss him off
Your friend mary is an inspiration to us all
The best part is he gets slowly more annoyed
Netflix ships destiel.
PLEASE do not use the word “nazi” whenever germany pisses you off that is unacceptable
"Who is this?" "The good-looking guy in the sunglasses at your ten o’clock."
"Shall we play, Doctor?”
"This way, Sir.”
this is my original LOTR character, his name is Gundalf and he is Gandalf’s brother who uses a gun
i’m glad i’ve saved this image for so long
Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”